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Abuncharoughunfinishedloopsn'shit
< (wah, wah, wah... snip!)... so, instead of feeling dumb for putting up a bunch of loops on this page, there's now a directory fulla (usually) more recent WIP shit. >

KEY:  (t)=arranged take / (r)=rough, live arrangement / (sn)=snippet (longer than loop, shorter than rough) / (lp)=16-32 bar loop (meant to be looped, see)

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01/22/03

08/30/95

06/06/06

Hip Hop-ish / Drunkjazzy
< driving the porceline bus... swerve on >

< old crunchy beat brought back to life with the help of DJ Stoic's drunken cuts (thanks man!)… also available is the original instrumental version… plus a new, un-released bootleg genre-cross-pollenation using an experimental new VST plug-in called "itunes-against-laserwriter 8.0 [k] [DND!]" >

< oh yeah... and the scratch version is gonna show up on Scratch Attack vol. 3 and Amoeba Music Compilation vol. 4 (both on Hip Hop Slam Records)… both CDs are filled with all kindsa good shit, so check 'em out >

< mastered >

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3:56

3/29/03

Bolo "The Lumpia Soldier" vs.
Hot Club Chicks
< instrumental version of a remix for Vallejo/Sacramento's own Paw Ray... not really sure how to describe it... but it's fun anyway >

< for vocal version, check for their upcoming album, Untitled, on V.GA Records >

< unmastered >

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4.2MB

5:14

10/18/02

Kinda Sorta 126bpm Breaky Something
< kinda almost "old school-ish"... whatever that means now... pretty straight forward, i think... fuck it, YOU describe it... i'm tired >

< mastered... might get 3rd mix >

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6:55

10/18/02

8-bit Crunchy Mini-Beats
< dial-a-break... strictly amiga tracker style... comedy... if you're easily amused, anyway >
[ octaMED ]

< mastered >

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6:39

01/28/02

Drum'n'Bass / Cheeeekeen… Pot… PiieeEEEee!
< "Felt like i was in a cavern w/ little animals running about, talking to me..." ... um... oookay... that works for me! =) ... smoooooth, mellow gold for your am dial... i dunno, man... >

< unmastered >

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7:00

01/28/02

Drum'n'Bass / Minimalkrusty
< old-ish, minimal-ish, break-ish... kinda krust-y... strings n'subs n'shit... it's about not getting some that one night... dammit... >

< unmastered >

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6:42

01/28/02

Drum'n'Bass / Satire
< it starts out kinda quiet... then it kinda goes one way for a while... then it gets a little quiet in the middle... then it goes another way for a while... then it slowly gets quiet again... kinda funky, i guess... or not... what? >

< unmastered >

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6:28

06/02/00

Drum'n'Bass / Bedwatery
< a sleepy roller about falling asleep on the couch with the teevee on and an assload of work that's due in the morning >

< update: definitely going to finish this one... end needs to lose that dumb mid-bass thing... but otherwise i like it (for once)... will wait until mixing chops are up to par, then finish it >

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10/28/02

3/21/03

Short Attention Span Breaks / Cheesecrunchy
< weird 6/8 or whatever it's called type beat with filtery strings and stuff... gotta do something with this dammit >

< hmmm... 2nd movement... with smoove keys by mrs.nell... mellow mode... definitely gonna finish this shit >

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2:46

01/28/03

Short Attention Span Breaks / Mellowlayery
< smellow with heavy-ish drums... sleepy time... new reverbs r' fun! >

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2:34

01/28/03

$hort Attention $pan Break$ / $hortdawggy
< weird, cheesy little thing loosely based on an old Too $hort beat... comedy time >

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4:27

12/21/02

Bass for Dummies 101 / Amaturehoury
< learning bass is fun… and comical. have a laugh at my '133t bass skills… though i might end up chopping this up and seeing if it can be tamed later… >

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1:35

10/28/02

Short Attention Span Breaks / Mellowlayery
< smooth mode... but not yet... bass is a bit outta tune and all things need tightening up, blah blah... but otherwise gonna finish this one at some point >

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4:52

06/10/02

Short Attention Span Breaks / Slumphumpy
< re-heated mexican food at 5am... mental patient headnod mode... swung and hung(over)... slow bumps... drum loop is a bit too loud maybe? will give it a real arrangement and more shit >

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7:17

09/27/01

Drum'n'Bass / Nut'n'honey
< not really new, but new to this page right here. kind of a roller-y, shifty beat... heaps o' reverberation... kinda mellow... again... rough edit >

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5:58

10/05/01

Drum'n'Bass / Tweaksloppy
< mental patient style... weird... very sloppy, 8-bar loop, mute arranged... but i like it for some reason... gonna fuck with it still... maybe you can hear the ideas in there somewhere? >

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4:42

09/17/00

Drum'n'Bass / Mackalicious
< watery roller thing... bubbly wank... no there aren't any vocal samples from THAT song... >

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11/20/02

11/20/02

Short Attention Span Breaks / Planettphatty
< goofy preset shit... planet phatt phun bephore retiring it to a better home ... think casio "sprinkle me" and then some weird creepin beat >

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2:48

10/28/02

Short Attention Span Breaks / Dubyadubby
< someone said it sounds like rolling down a river inside a steel drum... fucking crackheads and their weird hobbies! more half-assed shit... but fun >

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3:27

11/08/01

Hip Hop-ish / Slowwatery
< underwater slow motion funk for eight-legged ink-spitters >

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1:50

4/10/02

Downer-tempo / Staggalicious
< Q: What do you find yourself doing when that fucker mister creative block pays a visit and stays for over a month? >

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2:29

11/08/01

Hip Hop-ish / Neckbumpy
< bwah, bwah, bwah... it's just another beat, okay? >

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2:48

10/28/02

Downer-tempo / Lulluhdraggy
< fun with sleep deprivation... kinda depressing really... and wanky... but i'm feeling much better now =) >

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1:47

09/04/00

Downer-tempo / Stringcheesy
< another quickie. kinda sleepy or sad or something... gratuitous reverb... i still love my proteusFX >

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11/21/96

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01/31/98

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12/10/97

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2:52

12/10/96

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3:04

08/30/95

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08/13/96

Hip Hop-ish / Slowgrindy
< sleep well... don't have any bad dreams... "oh shit... there's a horse in the hospital!" >

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4:32

12/10/97

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5:09

11/19/00

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05/18/96

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02/03/96

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2:34

02/19/98

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12/09/96

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04/19/97

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05/12/94

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01/31/98

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08/30/95

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07/15/95

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09/09/96

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08/30/95

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12/10/97

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12/11/96

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11/02/96

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1981

Ska-ish... I think?
< Cheerful little song about the impending apocalypse! Sirens were my mom, my aunties, and their childhood friend. This came out in 1981 as the B-side of a 45 single, and got play on KALX (Berkeley), among others, back in the day. It's always been my favorite, and it's pretty appropriate for current times, IMHO. >

Please be sure to check out the lyrics!

< Thanks for sharing, Mom! >